Boredom - 14/04/07

I'm trying (and succeeding, yay!) to be brain dead. As such, i give you:How much would you sell out for?

Evidently, I would sell out for $183,803.
(As if. I'd sell out for a carton of smokes, 2 pairs of great shoes, and a mind-numbing orgasm).

Today's fortune cookie wisdom: "Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap." Figures.

Also: If your name is Derek P, please email. Evidently, you are my true love. When you send the mail, you can address it to "Ivana Bangor". Thanks.